If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!

Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!

Love Is More Than Just A Kiss

Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell

I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise

Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..

You can fall in the water, you can fall off a tree but the best way to fall is to fall in love with me

Roses are red diaments are plastic, I am great, you are fantastic!

Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love

You can win me ,you can lose me but try 2 never use me

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Love is a slow poison

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in

Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!

True Love is like ghosts, Everyone talks about, But very few have seen

 If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest 

 A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun! 

 Trying is the first step towards failure 

 If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you 

 If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance 

 The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common 

 I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me 

 Save a horse, ride a Cowboy! 

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people 

 I'm the girl your parents warned you about 

 I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet 

 I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not 

 I have lost my phone number, can I have yours? 

 Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me 

 One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky

I'm in a good mood don't ruin it by chatting (BRB) 

 The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? 

 :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S 

 (L) Love is like quicksand… the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out!(L)

Love is like sand if you hold on too tight it might slip away 

 Diamond was just a coal that did well under perssure 

 My calculations are U+ME=US! 

 (B) Don’t drink and drive you could spill your drink! (B)

The rich get richer and the poor get children 

 I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven 

 Take my advice...I don't need it anyways

Fat people are harder to kidnap